Harry Potter or Twilight
10knotes: rainbowbonkers: Very well said! Featured on 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog. I have never actually read Twilight before. Not that I want to because it’s about vampires…But honestly, if Twilight is actually all about telling girls they are useless without love and men, then that’s terribly wrong.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over it you just sit...– Will Rogers
Death by Tortoise
did-you-kno: Aeschylus, a famous Greek dramatist boasted that he would only be killed if he gets a blow from heavens. On 456 BC a tortoise fell on his head from sky ( dropped by an eagle) and he died. It’s kinda like that time when a referee got attacked by a roll of toilet paper
Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're... →
10knotes: “What is the capital of Peru?” “How the hell should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.” LOL. But some teenagers are good kids you know D:
When people say ''you're fat'' →
At a conference, Stephenie Meyer said: “The God...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: In your face, SparkleMeyer. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard BURNED
nausea-and-shudder: pershaw: thatkarmakid: saintdanny: fannybaws: soldiergaga: playthewind: pandatreat: ushkowitzes: we-refallingthroughspace: This is hilarious, first of all, but I wonder what she was like as a child. i feel obligated to watch this again and reblog it again every time it’s on my dash best video on the internet WIGGLES oh my god holy shit, lady ...
-“There’s only one way to walk out of a dead end. Just walk in the...– Madeleine, Think of a Number by John Verdon
That moment when someone on the other side of the...
They’re like: I am like: I wanna learn how to lip-read >:
Student vs. Teacher
10knotes: missimperfectlyperfect: Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. Student: *stands up* Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone. Submitted by ohdamnitsroberto
I am going to enjoy seeing as much of the world as I can while I still can because you never know when you will not be able to see beautiful things in this world anymore.
Life is too short to be unhappy
So smile. :)
Please stop telling me you’re going to go crazy/insane/get some mental disease real soon. The more you think you’re going to become mentally unstable, the more you actually are. I am trying my best to be a nice person and not lash out even though you cause me a lot of fricking stress. So stop. Please just stop.
“There’s December 21, 2012, when the Mayan Long Count calendar comes to an...