May 2013
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sammysamwinchester:
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
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pyrilia:
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
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megdaline:
ahnedstarksbastard:
I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.
And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy
The really sad thing is, guys at school started copying him, and it got the point where if you needed a pad...
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beyoncespenis:
WATER
EARTH
FIRE
AIR
AVATAR BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES HYPHEN CARTER BENDING THE FOUR ELEMENTS AS SHE GEARS UP TO TAKE BACK HER CROWN FROM THOSE WHO DOUBTED HER RELEVANCE WITH 4
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talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
“stop having herpes” this is miraculous
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imgonnariverdance:
IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
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“In matters of feeling and of the heart, too much is always better than too...”
– José Saramago, The Cave (via creatingaquietmind)
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tupacabra:
sometimes when i mean to type “me too” i accidentally type “me top” and i sound like a gay caveman
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felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
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Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a...
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captioneddisney:
Oh my god
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thebaconsandwichofregret:
osneslaura:
sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple
In America they’d shoot it,
In Canada they walk it back to it’s woodland home with fruit and a musical number from a disney movie
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shattystrashstache:
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
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lanactrlaltdelrey:
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:
“If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
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There are birds wrestling on my roof……..
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Wait wtf why does Justin Bieber have a monkey as a pet
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“The worst type of crying wasn’t the kind everyone could see—the wailing on...”
– Katie McGarry (via the-healing-nest)
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adrians:
It’s 1:30am and my housemates all went to bed hours ago and I was just walking up the stairs and let rip a massive fart and someone laughed and now I’m embarrassed because I don’t know which one of them heard me fart
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porrim-mama:
tahthetrickster:
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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coke-uh-cola:
coke-uh-cola:
sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes
but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment
i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside
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“Stop telling women that we should find ourselves beautiful and that we should...”
– Elyse Mofo, “Don’t Tell Me to Love My Body” (via amanda-gayfried) 